Let's dive in, shall we? This. Oh, Leanne, you GOTTA know people do not like this. If you don't know, Reader, Leanne "stole" this a-hole from his wife. I'm pretty sure she was also married at the time - Leanne, not his wife. Anyway - now they are married and Leanne is a fan of flaunting this....eyebrow raising relationship. This is a picture of her with his family - including his kids. Now, maybe I'm over the top, but I would be inclined to scratch the b's eyes out if I were the previous Mrs. Cibrian (do not expect me to spell that correctly). That's just me. Too soon, Lee, too soon.

Moving right along to.....Kristin. I've known Kristin for a long time. I'm pretty sure I saw the first episode of Laguna Beach and I followed them all the way to The Hills. I have since re-evaluated my programming, but I can't forget my old friends. She is featured in today's blog post because she is getting married. To that, I say - Kristin, you look GORG darling, you're young, you're rich - don't get married yet. Seriously. Go to a bookie and give him the deets, see what your odds are. I rest my case.

And now...I don't know about you, reader, but I'm like "YEAH!" when I see a hot celeb like Alyssa looking pretty much the same as I did when I was pregs. Yeah, I love it - I support it. I was pregs at the same time as Kate Hudson all those years ago and one thing that kept me from crying every day was seeing that skinnny b looking as piggish as I did. Hey, I'm not saying they shouldn't - I'm just saying we should all embrace being fat when we are building a human. No one likes a hot pregnant girl. NO ONE!

I've saved the best for last. Why do I LOVE this couple? Who knows, but I do. I love them - I am happy for them and I wish them the best. Adorable pic, Pink, you go with your hot ass husband and cute little baby - love it!
