Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Celebnonsense

Reader, its time to talk about Celebrities. Why? I'm bored and I made a commitment to myself to spare my blog of anything serious or controversial, AND I don't want to overkill on the sentimental stuff, so what does that leave me?!


Let's dive in, shall we? This. Oh, Leanne, you GOTTA know people do not like this. If you don't know, Reader, Leanne "stole" this a-hole from his wife. I'm pretty sure she was also married at the time - Leanne, not his wife. Anyway - now they are married and Leanne is a fan of flaunting this....eyebrow raising relationship. This is a picture of her with his family - including his kids. Now, maybe I'm over the top, but I would be inclined to scratch the b's eyes out if I were the previous Mrs. Cibrian (do not expect me to spell that correctly). That's just me. Too soon, Lee, too soon.



Moving right along to.....Kristin. I've known Kristin for a long time. I'm pretty sure I saw the first episode of Laguna Beach and I followed them all the way to The Hills. I have since re-evaluated my programming, but I can't forget my old friends. She is featured in today's blog post because she is getting married. To that, I say - Kristin, you look GORG darling, you're young, you're rich - don't get married yet. Seriously. Go to a bookie and give him the deets, see what your odds are. I rest my case.


And now...I don't know about you, reader, but I'm like "YEAH!" when I see a hot celeb like Alyssa looking pretty much the same as I did when I was pregs. Yeah, I love it - I support it. I was pregs at the same time as Kate Hudson all those years ago and one thing that kept me from crying every day was seeing that skinnny b looking as piggish as I did. Hey, I'm not saying they shouldn't - I'm just saying we should all embrace being fat when we are building a human. No one likes a hot pregnant girl. NO ONE!


I've saved the best for last. Why do I LOVE this couple? Who knows, but I do. I love them - I am happy for them and I wish them the best. Adorable pic, Pink, you go with your hot ass husband and cute little baby - love it!





That's all I got.