Jeff, AKA:
Jeffer
Weffer
Honey
Bunny
Baby
Puppy
Lover
Love
Daddy
Daddy Waddy
Waddy
Lauren, AKA:
Fo-fweenies
Lor
Lori
Lollypop
Bubby
Lovey
Tape Tapes
Emma, AKA:
Emmie-peeps
Peeps
Peepers
Mr. Peepers
Angel
Bubby boo
Baby
Lovey
Pumpkin
Pumpkin-noodle
Bean, AKA:
Beanie
Beaner
Teeny
Squeeny
Ween
Weiner
Osama Bean Laden
Rat
Ratfink
Bean-wah
*Also various combinations of the above ie Beanie Weenie
Moose, AKA:
Moosofolus
Mooser
Moose Poose Magoose
Moof
Moosulini
Moosey Boy
Bob, AKA:
Bobber
Bobber Cat
Bobby
Robert
Bibbidy Bobbidy Boo
Bobby Wobby Peachy Pie (Emma)
Bob Bob
Me? I don't have a nickname because I don't need one. I am living a double life. People, I just ended a phone call like this:
"Ok, great, I'll look over the Agenda and have those financials out to the Board on Monday"
WHO AM I????? I'm a fraud. I'm a faker!! It is only a matter of time until I'm discovered and I am freaking OUT! I can't do this. I don't know what I'm doing!!!!!!
Help. Me.
